Issue date: 9/18/07 Section: Aggielife

Media Credit: Chad Stoermer [Click to enlarge]

The Aggielife staff has written an Aggie-inspired Mad Lib for you to enjoy during that boring calculus class. For those of you unfamiliar with how a Mad Lib works, here's what you do: grab the person sitting next to you and ask them to name words fitting into each of the categories below. Write the words on the blanks above the word description. After your partner has given an answer for every blank, read aloud the story you've created. Simply match the answers the person gave you into the blanks in the story located on the right side of the page. Enjoy your Mad Lib tale, and be sure and carry it to your next class. You can always find someone else to play with!

1. time of day
2. girl's name
3. place
4. verb
5. noun
6. verb ending in - ed
7. adjective
8. same girl's name
9. noun
10. building on campus
11. liquid
12. noun
13. noun
14. same girl's name
15. noun
16. noun
17. verb ending in -ed
18. noun
19. same girl's name
20. name of a class
21. noun
22. same girl's name
23. noun
24. same girl's name
25. vehicle
26. verb
27. event on campus
28. noun
29. same girl's name
30. verb

It was at _____(1)_____ when ____(2)____ boarded the bus to go to her _______(3)________. There were so many people on the bus she could hardly _____(4)____. One nice looking gentleman even offered to give her his ______(5)______, but she flipped out and _______(6)______ him. The bus driver was forced to pull over because of the ______(7)_____ episode that ensued. After restraining ____(8)____ with a ______(9)______, the bus finally continued on its journey to the _________(10)_________. It was then that she wrung the ____(11)_____ from her shirt, touched up her ____(12)____ and proceeded to trim her ____(13)____. While walking to class, a member of the Corps of Cadets prancing with Revellie commented on ________(14)_______'s well-maintained ________(15)________. "Why, what a magical _____(16)_____ you have," said the cadet. Revellie ______(17)______ in agreement. "Well, Rev does know when she sees a good ________(18)________." Reveille and the cadet walked ____(19)____ to her ______(20)______ class. Before he left, the Corps boy asked for her ____(21)_____. _____(22)_____, being the ____(23)_____ that she was, gave it to him. After _____(24)_____'s class, she was riding home on the ____(25)____ when her cell phone ____(26)_____. It was the cadet, asking her to _______(27)_______. "He must have loved my _____(28)_____!" ____(29)____ thought to herself. "And now, I won't have to ______(30)______!"

Are you convinced that you've got the craziest Aggie Mad Lib on campus? Send your completed Mad Lib to the Aggielife staff at aggielife@gmail.com. The staff will vote on their favorite Mad Lib, and the winner will run in an edition of The Battalion later this week!

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