SGA needs to get priorities straight (2)

SGA needs to get priorities straight (2)

By: Colt Clemens

Issue date: 9/21/07 Section: Mail Call

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I am appalled by Mr. Deuterman's attack on my valiant attempt at diversifying the Student Body's fashion sense. By un-tucking my shirt, I say that I am here to do business but ready for a party. I hope that he will abstain from interfering with my further attempts at style diversification. Soon I may be introducing back to Senate, SGA, and the Student Body as a whole, the long lost but sacred parachute pants. These pants are often crafted of light-weight material and very practical for everyday use, and I believe that this has the potential to become an Aggie and American mainstay for years to come. I really believe that parachute pants can bring the Student Senate together under the ideal lower trunks. Mr. Dueterman, I ask you to kindly refrain from feeble attempts to deny the Student Body a diversified parachute pants palate.

Colt Clemens
Class of 2008

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Brandy Kahler

posted 9/21/07 @ 1:14 PM CST

While I am not a member of SGA, I do know people who are and I have attended meetings as a visitor. The students who make up the SGA are not only there to serve us as students but also to represent the student body as a whole. (Continued…)

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Jack Perdue

posted 9/21/07 @ 3:16 PM CST

"Mr. President, we cannot allow a parachute pant gap"... to paraphrase Gen. Buck Turgidson

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Calvin N. Hobbs

posted 9/21/07 @ 3:35 PM CST

I am glad to see someone as distinguished as Mr. Clemens taking this so seriously. Maybe if you had taken campaign rules seriously a little while back, you and the rest of your party would not have been disquailified from the elections. (Continued…)

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Paul C. '05

posted 9/21/07 @ 6:43 PM CST

Wow. Probably the most pointless article ever. Listen buddy, there is a time and place for everything, dress codes too. There are times when things are to be taken seriously, and most times that attitude is reflected in our attire. (Continued…)

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A. Kramer

posted 9/21/07 @ 7:07 PM CST

Yall need to learn to take a joke. Do you really think he is going to wear parachute pants to Senate? This is exactly what is wrong with SGA.