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Having trouble waking up for class? Try an alarm clock.

By: Nicole Alvarado

Issue date: 8/20/08 Section: News
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It is important to keep in mind the individual nature of every person's morning ritual. Some people wake up to the slightest noise; others sleep through hurricanes.

It is also helpful to consider potential solutions to many alternative living situations. An example: Jessica and Jamie are roommates and got along very well. Pretty much the only difference of opinion they ever had was concerning their alarm clocks. Jessica had earlier classes than Jamie, so Jessica would set the alarm on her cell phone for whatever her ringtone was at the time. Jamie had an older alarm clock that just beeped repetitively and monotonously until turned off. Jessica slept through Hurricane Katrina. Jamie jumped awake if someone so much as whispered in the same room.

Moral of the story: to this day, Jamie cannot hear Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round" or Hilary Duff's "Wake Up" without cringing.

Again, everyone is different. It is important for students to keep an eye out for the specific manner of a-rising which is most effective per individual. Until then, here are the links for bus routes (transport.tamu.edu) and an on-campus map (campusmaps.tamu.edu). They will come in handy.
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Nick

posted 11/12/08 @ 1:01 AM CST

Sweet article, did you actually do the research for this in person... because I'd be impressed if you did.

seriously?

posted 11/12/08 @ 5:36 PM CST

This made it into the Batt how?

Dave

posted 11/12/08 @ 7:55 PM CST

For a small monthly fee, I will punch you in the throat every morning at the time of your choosing. I guarantee this is more effective than an alarm clock, so far 100% of my clients wake up upon being punched in the throat. (Continued…)

Talon2DSO

posted 11/13/08 @ 3:55 PM CST

C'mon guys, stupid stories like this are the reasons we get made fun of outside of Aggieland. I'm not saying the alarm clock makes for riveting reading, but seriously. (Continued…)

Wow

posted 11/13/08 @ 4:13 PM CST

I am glad this was written, I have a hard time getting up, who would have thought that a simple alarm clock could have solved this. Thanks!

Mel

posted 11/14/08 @ 12:51 PM CST

Omigosh. Now I'll NEVER sleep through my 0800 class again! An alarm clock!? Who would have thought? Thank you so so so much for writing this TERRIFIC article! I'm on my way to Target to buy one now!

Trey

posted 11/14/08 @ 3:38 PM CST

OMG!!! AN amazing new advention that totally wakes u up!! U gotta get one, cuz, like, u just can't wake up and get rid of that tired face without one, totally. (Continued…)

Jeff

posted 11/14/08 @ 4:05 PM CST

That's why all of you ags are such a joke. It's 2008 and you still haven't dicovered the alarm clock. While we're at it, if you feel like you're about to pass out, try breathing. (Continued…)

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Tiffany

posted 11/14/08 @ 4:35 PM CST

What's particularly sad is that many of the writers for The Batt are told to write these stupid stories. So their supervisors are forcing them to look like slack-jawed idiots. (Continued…)

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