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Having trouble waking up for class? Try an alarm clock.

By: Nicole Alvarado

Issue date: 8/20/08 Section: News
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Everyone wakes up differently. Some people bolt out of bed; other people hit the snooze button once, twice, even three times. Some are gently lulled awake by the increasing volume of their favorite song; others need the shrill ring of a traditional American "tin can" alarm clock to shock their senses into a state of awareness. One thing most students can agree on, though, is the vitality of an alarm clock to their daily schedule.

College is exhausting - there is really no two ways around it. Even if a student does the bare minimum, he will often find himself more tired than he can recall in recent memory. Students rediscover their appreciation for the afternoon (or evening, or mid-morning) nap. They find themselves watching the sidewalk on their way to class and thinking, "Hmm…that slab looks particularly soft…and cozy…and amazing." Very basic procedures, such as brushing their teeth and combing their hair, become like rocket science. Thus the importance of a device that wakes them up.

The idea of the alarm clock has been in existence since the 14th century. Of course, those were a far cry from the Hello Kitty-emblazoned piece of plastic that adorns many a bedside table these days. They were usually large and ornamental. In 1876, the Scott Thomas Clock Company of America invented the closest thing to an early alarm clock that has yet been discovered.

The design evolved over the years: Now there are even alarm clocks on our cell phones and computer desktops. They can be purchased almost anywhere and come in an astonishingly wide variety of styles and prices. At Wal-Mart, they carry everything from a basic AM/FM clock radio ($8) to an iPod Bluetooth clock radio ($200). Target offers a similar AM/FM clock radio for the competitive edge of $1 less than Wal-Mart's version to an entire stereo system ($400) among whose numerous capabilities lies, indeed, an actual timed alarm. Of course, amongst the trendy, affordable middle ground Wal-Mart offers, there is a stunning replica of the traditional-style tin-bell alarm clock with a Bratz appliqué face for a mere $7.92 available for purchase.
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Nick

posted 11/12/08 @ 1:01 AM CST

Sweet article, did you actually do the research for this in person... because I'd be impressed if you did.

seriously?

posted 11/12/08 @ 5:36 PM CST

This made it into the Batt how?

Dave

posted 11/12/08 @ 7:55 PM CST

For a small monthly fee, I will punch you in the throat every morning at the time of your choosing. I guarantee this is more effective than an alarm clock, so far 100% of my clients wake up upon being punched in the throat. (Continued…)

Talon2DSO

posted 11/13/08 @ 3:55 PM CST

C'mon guys, stupid stories like this are the reasons we get made fun of outside of Aggieland. I'm not saying the alarm clock makes for riveting reading, but seriously. (Continued…)

Wow

posted 11/13/08 @ 4:13 PM CST

I am glad this was written, I have a hard time getting up, who would have thought that a simple alarm clock could have solved this. Thanks!

Mel

posted 11/14/08 @ 12:51 PM CST

Omigosh. Now I'll NEVER sleep through my 0800 class again! An alarm clock!? Who would have thought? Thank you so so so much for writing this TERRIFIC article! I'm on my way to Target to buy one now!

Trey

posted 11/14/08 @ 3:38 PM CST

OMG!!! AN amazing new advention that totally wakes u up!! U gotta get one, cuz, like, u just can't wake up and get rid of that tired face without one, totally. (Continued…)

Jeff

posted 11/14/08 @ 4:05 PM CST

That's why all of you ags are such a joke. It's 2008 and you still haven't dicovered the alarm clock. While we're at it, if you feel like you're about to pass out, try breathing. (Continued…)

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Tiffany

posted 11/14/08 @ 4:35 PM CST

What's particularly sad is that many of the writers for The Batt are told to write these stupid stories. So their supervisors are forcing them to look like slack-jawed idiots. (Continued…)

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