Spring Break
Did you hear?
Issue date: 2/6/09 Section: Features
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Girl 1: "So who won?"
Girl 2: "Um. The pirates."
Two girls talking at Sbisa
Girl 1: "Do you get paid hourly?"
Girl 2: "At the hotel?"
Professor after door slams loudly
"I felt like I was back in Vietnam. And that's really serious since I wasn't in Vietnam."
Two guys talking in the MSC
Guy 1: "Good seeing ya! We need to kill some martians together soon."
Guy 2: "Yeah, sounds like fun!"
Girl talking on her phone in the MSC
"I've seen like eight people I know in the MSC tonight. What will I do when it closes?"
(Listening on phone)
"Yeah, I guess I'll have to
actually go to their house."
Student before class
"If there was no God, then how do Kleenex pop up?"
Two guys talking at Sbisa
Guy 1: "I hate the cold. I have to wear pants."
Guy 2:"It's not like the world is going to stop if people can't see your legs."
Two girls talking after class
Girl 1: "I ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies last night."
Girl 2: "Were you having a bad day?"
Girl 1: "No. I just felt like
pigging out."
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