Spring Break
Did you hear?
Issue date: 4/3/09 Section: Features
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Professor: Now, when dealing with a closed sys-
Guy: Shut up!
*Awkward silence*
Guy: Oh, sorry, that wasn't directed at you. Sorry.
Woman introducing a speaker: So this is just the icing on the cake. Well, we don't have any cake, but we'll make do with what we can.
Guy 1: So how was your spring break? Did you go to Destin?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome. Got crazy drunk, saw lots of women. Couldn't do anything though because the girl was with me.
Guy 1: Aw.
Guy 2: Yeah. She'd be like, 'what you looking at?' and I'd be, like,
'nothing, nothing!'
Girl talking to her friend in Wehner: Gentleman. Gentle. Man. Have you ever thought about that word before? It's weird.
Girl (shouting after almost being hit by a car): Pedestrian-hater!
Guy pulls up in truck next to girl he doesn't know: How come?
Girl: How come what?
Guy: How come you're so beautiful?
Prof: Not all leaders have to be charismatic. You wouldn't see Mother Theresa come in here and lead a yell practice, for example.
Girl talking to other girl in the MSC: And it was so rude. I mean, don't insult my compit...compet...competency? Is that even a word? Well, don't insult my intelligence or whatever just because I'm a student.
Girl 1: I just walked by the entire Corps. It was terrible.
Girl 2: Why? You look so cute!
Girl 1 walking at Northgate: I like Chinese. Do you?
Girl 2: I like Okra.
Girl 1: Is that Chinese?
Girl: Yeah, meeting's over, you can leave…please leave?...GET OUT.
Guy: Are there marshmallows in it?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then it's clearly not worth eating.
Guy: Why would the cofounder of Facebook be in my 'People You May Know' section?
Prof: There's only one cigar place I know of in town…that hookah place, that's just prostitution, right?
Prof: It's that song by that Israel guy…I can never pronounce his last name, it's some African name, though.
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