Issue date: 6/25/09 Section: Opinion

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The gay marriage debate has evolved from a whisper of discontent to a roaring, mud-slinging brawl. The situation could be mildly called a snafu, and more accurately termed something I can't print in the paper. Everyone has an opinion; not only do people stand on both sides of and astride the metaphorical fence, there are people tunneling underneath and flying overhead. With courts and legislatures making and reversing decisions like a toddler flicks a light switch, it's time to think outside the box and tear down the fence: abolish marriage altogether.



The solution, first suggested by two law professors and published in the San Francisco Chronicle, isn't as revolutionary as it first sounds and is gaining popularity. Marriage, as a religious institution, has no place in the government, as evidenced by the brawl currently going down between conservative Christians and gay rights activists. Nationally, marriage should be relegated to the church and gay and straight couples alike should receive the same recognition from the government: a document that recognizes them as a family.



It's impossible, from a secular position, to defend denying a segment of the population a right that is given indiscriminately to any male-female couple who are over 18 years old and sober enough to sign the paper. Beliefs that gay couples would get divorced more often or be ill-suited to raise children have been proven myth. The only defense is a religious one, because traditionally marriage is a sacred institution involving the union of one man and one woman in the eyes of God. Even that defense falls flat when the option of abolishing marriage in the government is considered.



The real issue at the heart of the gay marriage debate is that of separation of church and state, another one that's been argued over, under and every other way around. Personally, I think separation of church and state is one of the best things to ever happen to this country. Not since biblical times, and then only in fits and starts, has there been a religious government of a large society which was anything other than tyrannical, oppressive and barbaric. "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you" and all that, but when religion and politics start holding hands we just can't seem to help ourselves from oppressing somebody.

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